More EO Parody Madness!

(Thanks to Lorde for the lyrical inspiration! I’ve had this one brewing for a month or so, no pun intended. It just suits the raid scene so well! Real song is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdK_Y5iZnU)

 

Wait for the ready check
We’ve not yet wiped on this boss tonight
The ‘locks will stay in chains
Look upon Your gear and the raid invite
(The raid invite [x15])

Call all the healers out
They’re in their best gear
A hundred jewels on staves
A hundred jewels between gear
Now bring my tanks in
Their gear all gemmed up to the guides
The guide we love like a brother, while he tells us what to do!

Dance to the left, here comes a cleave!
Dancin’ around AoE casts as well!
Even those sleepin’, well, they don’t kill and tell!

[Chorus]
We live in cities you’ll only see on screen
Life is real pretty and we sure know how to raid things
Living in ruins that we know how to raid without a scream
And you know, we’re on a raid team

I’m kind of over getting told to throw up a Bloodlust in the air, so there
So all the trash got broke, dead beneath our feet but it wasn’t my fault
And everyone’s competing for  gear they won’t receive
‘Cause what this boss wants is release

[Chorus]
We live in cities you’ll only see on screen
Life is real pretty and we sure know how to raid things
Living in ruins that we know how to raid without a scream
And you know, we’re on a raid team

I’m kind of over getting told to throw a Bloodlust in the air
So there
I’m kinda older than I was when I started up this game
So there

[Chorus]
We live in cities you’ll only see on screen
Life is real pretty and we sure know how to raid things
Living in ruins that we know how to raid without a scream
And you know, we’re on a raid team
We’re on a raid team
And you know, we’re on a raid team
We’re on a raid team
And you know, and you know, and you know

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